Houston, we have a W

Plane ticket - $2,500
Hotel - $140 per night
Cup of noodles - $1
Orchard Towers Prostitute - $50
Being 5,000 miles from the US and being able to look out your hotel window and see George W Bush’s entourage dropping him off for a hugely anticipated speech – priceless.

I would take pictures, but they would probably shoot me...